Archive for Action Photo

Kissing the Stone: Issue 35 Action Shots!

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Thirty-Five with tags , , , on August 24, 2012 by mohawko

Operative Tyler took a stroll around the sculpture gardens of the Walker Art Museum in Minneapolis. Here are the returns, like paintings.

OUTER SPACES

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Like nebulae.

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Manicures

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Baubles

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You have seen Tyler’s chops before. Early on in the SPR’s history, when our cagey editor was still wearing all of the stories himself, Tyler was the primary action-shot photographer.

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For Those Without Bodies

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Since the beginning.

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Tomato

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Scales

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(A fish.)

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Talking to Strangers

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Huge thanks to Tyler for being so patient in waiting for this story to come and for these elegant photos when it finally did.

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Big news next week, warnings of possible prizes. Stay tuned.

Happy Food! Issue 34 Action Shots & A Report from Berit

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Thirty-Four with tags , , , , on August 10, 2012 by mohawko

HELLO THERE. We have photos of teeming masses in Norway, with whom Berit shared elbow space during a giant food festival a few weeks ago, alongside a report from the operative herself. Dig in:

“Happy Food”:
a report by Berit Ellingsen

I had the pleasure of wearing Chad Patton’s story at a local food festival named “Gladmat,” which means “happy food” in English.

The festival sees mainly adults from the age of 18 to 50, many couples and groups of friends. We therefore decided that a story about unhappy or unrequited love would suit the food well. Simon selected Chad Patton’s little tale about domestic disharmony and sent the story with a bag o’ pins well ahead of time.

In case of really bad weather, which one always has to take into account in Norway, we decided that I’d wear the story at the local IKEA, for the sardonic flavor.

On the Friday of the festival, the weather was grey and overcast, but not too cold. People didn’t seem to mind the less than perfect weather and turned up in large numbers to sample the baked goods, cakes, smoothies, juices, vegetables, sea food, meat dishes, liquor and food related presentations and events on offer. While walking in the crowds between two lines of food tents, beer tents and restaurant tables along the pier, I learned that

1: In a dense crowd people have to watch their step more than the people and the stories around them.

2: In a dense crowd near water, one should not go too close to the edge, in case someone has an episode of poor balance.

I therefore decided to avoid the densest crowds and sought out more open parts of the festival crowds. I also walked further up into the city streets, where there were quite a few cruise-ship tourists sightseeing and shopping.

Saturday was sunny and warm, which brought even denser crowds to the festival. I heard several different Norwegian dialects, from the north, south, east and west of the country, plus Swedish, British English, American English, Scottish English, Spanish, Italian and German, so the story was potentially seen by people from all over the world.

Every year the food festival draws tens of thousands of people over the long weekend it lasts. It has not yet been announced how many people were at this year’s festival, but it didn’t seem any less than in previous years.

 

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See you soon. There may be exciting announcements next week if things go our way (we sometimes try to force things to go our way; sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t). We hope we will.

A GIANT FREAKING VEGETABLE :) Issue 33 Action Shots!!

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Thirty-Three with tags , , , on August 3, 2012 by mohawko

Wor(l)d: for your adoration, these action shots, featuring Operative Erin wearing Russ‘s(‘s) story from our 33rd issue around Albuquerque and Santa Fe, New Mexico.

First, we have two pictures from Jazzercise. Because no two things go better together than salads and exercise (because they are both healthy, right).

Fix Ur Muskles

Please imagine: exercising inside a giant salad. You would never find your footing, because you would always be sinking. Fine for sleeping, but, please, have you ever tried dancing on an enormous tomato?

Calesthenix

I didn’t think so.

These next two are from a place called the Hip Stitch (in Arabic, phonetically: هيب ستيتش) in Albuquerque.

I Got You This Muscleman for Christmas

This is some fabric featuring hunky men at Christmastime. I will one day have pants made out of hunky men (although my men will be outdoorsy, not Christmasy).

Anne is All Thumbs

Here is Flat Anne. She travels all over the world. She and Sara and Sara’s dog would probably be good friends.

One Enormous Vegetable

O.O

A GIANT PUMPKIN. At a bio park.

Hello, Mr. Punkin.

Railrunner®

On the train to Santa Fe. This small child would get along with Sara’s dog, and Sara too. She seems very agreeable. And cute.

“Can You Do Black Sabbath?”

Russ Woods’s poetry, read to harp accompaniment.

Prettay:

H.D.

=^.^=

(not a dog)

BUT THEN AS IF FROM NOWHERE:

Fiiiissshhhhh Heeeeeeeeeaaaaddddds

Sandfish (Not For Eating).

Surrogates

Double-teaming the SPR. This our operative’s mother, Meg. Aforementioned adorable child Lily seems very wary, in her polka dots.

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Hopefully these made you a little bit happier.

See you next week. : )

<3

I Am Trying Really Hard Not to Run Away:Issue 32 Action Shots

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Thirty-Two with tags , , , on July 28, 2012 by mohawko

It is with great pleasure that we present here the products of the little media blitz that Rebecca Haze initiated while wearing David Greenspan’s story for this week’s issue. Kicking up dust around the campus of Skidmore College. The results, in various forms, are as follows:

This post appeared on Facebook, a herald of things to come.

The story was worn in the wherabouts of Skidmore College during a month-long young writers’ conference, where, obviously, each and every attending writer was skooled by the words of Dave Greenspan.

From her shell, Rebecca wrote a preview review before things got going.

NOVEL WEARING TECHNIQUES

For the first time in SPR history, a story was worn on the front rather than the back.

Then she scooped us on our own story.

THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR STOMPING

Finally, she ruminated on the conference and about the nightmares of the phrase ‘popcorn ceiling.’

DIRTY LAUNDRY

Meanwhile, she tweeted.

Huge thanks to Rebecca for wearing the story and David Greenspan, as always, for making the words sing so loud.

Brody Dalle would be proud.

Hoodie Madness: Issue 31 Action Shots

Posted in Issue Thirty-One with tags , , , on July 20, 2012 by mohawko

Joshua Young took Lorrie’s story on the road. We are proud to present here two mammoth photos from our thirty-first issue’s journey across Washington. During its tenure on the back of this operative, Lorrie’s story has seen two rock shows, Yakima, Cowiche, Rainier Beach in Seattle, Kirkland, Juanita, and Bellingham (there, on a film set). We are exhausted from all of this traveling.

Breaking Mirrors

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And yet we disobey.

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*Dead Kennedys Reference*

Forty thousand hands of applause to Joshua Young for wearing this story to the bone.

We Came Along This Road: Issue 30 Action Shots

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Thirty with tags , , , on June 29, 2012 by mohawko

Hello there, fellow travelers of the road. We come to you now from far abroad with a collection of Action Shots full of both wonder and dread, a warning of the endtimes by this week’s operative, Dirk Walker, which features no doors whatsoever but a helluva lot of asphalt. Are you intrigued yet? You should be. GO:

(Til You Get Enough)

GAZE.

That sky. That sky.

The Cracks, the Cracks, the Cracks in the Pavement

The prizes are stashed to the northeast. Find them and unwrap them and you may find your destiny. You may also meet despair. You may also meet Monty Hall. Careful, there are ghouls about.

All of the Children Are Dead

Or, they have all fled from here, their bare feet tramping the yellowed grass, all equally as dead as their souls.

WELCOME TO THE FORT.

THE GAZE.

The Flip-Flopped Wanderer

Can a wanderer catch a ride?

No, he cannot.

Why?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE LEFT DUH.

Only frames and fiberglass.

Parched Times in Indiana

IS THAT CIVILIZATION IN THE DISTANCE?

Wouldn’t you like to know.

BIG WOOFS: Issue 29 Action Shots!

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Twenty-Nine with tags , , , on June 23, 2012 by mohawko

HELLO HI. We’re here with an exciting and surprising (!) set of Action Shots from Operative Kerry in Ann Arbor.

But first! We have two slices of news (THE ANTICIPATION):

First, the inaugural episode of Inside Joke- Dirk Walker‘s brand-spanking new podcast- is up up and away, and his first guest is none other than our captain and diligent poster, Simon, talking about the SPR writ large, Prometheus, and other thingamajigs. Check it out, if you dare.

Second! The Safety Pin Review is temporarily closed to submissions for the next month. Hold on to your hats until then, imagine something real good.

&etc. Let’s GET INTO IT:

Recycle Your Neighbors

o.o

Intolerance

o.o

Thousands of Shouting Strangers

o.o

Verlederhosen

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

… … … …

WOOF WOOF WOOF (WOOF WOOF)

O.O

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

RUFF RUFF RUFF

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BOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

O.O

*Whew.*

We are exhausted from all of that adoration. Enormous thanks to Kerry Flannagan, for rocking Rachel’s work and sending back such a killer set of Action Shots.

See you soon.

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The Many Faces of the SPR (Part Two) [More Issue 28 Action Shots]

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Twenty-Eight with tags , , , , on June 17, 2012 by mohawko

Here we are, with the second part of the collection from our so-called (by one of her Korean co-teachers) “fashionista” overseas, of her and her classes in South Korea.

Face of May (in June)

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Presenting…

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Twos by Threes

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Presenting… #2

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Woot WOOT

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A Ghost Story

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Horn-Rimmed Glasses

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Orange Belt Peace

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How Many Fingers?

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Huge, huge thanks to Kelsey for sending such an awesome batch of photos, and to her students, for being so hands-on. Kelsey has a story forthcoming in the SPR; we hope whoever takes up the job of hosting her work on her back lives up to the standards she’s set! <3

The Many Faces of the SPR (Part One) [Issue 28 Action Shots!]

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Twenty-Eight with tags , , , , on June 15, 2012 by mohawko

The SPR is proud to present its first installment of photos delivered from our operative in South Korea, Kelsey Kerr (heretofore to be known by her pseudonym, “Kelsey Teacher”), from the English academy where she teaches. Once the iPhone came out, the kids couldn’t get enough.

It’s as good a place for ghost stories as any. After all, someone has to pass the story down to the next generation.

(Due to the number of photos, we’ll be splitting this issue’s Action Shots into two posts.)

The Reading Tree

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Pose!

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Two Teachers (Stella and Kelsey!)

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Hey Zombie!

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The patch is a “mission.”

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Lightning Strikes the House on the Cliff

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Ringo & Jamie

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Headcrabface

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Kelsey Teacher’s Mascot

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The second set of photos will follow later this weekend.:)

Fresh Fruit and Rotting Relationships: Issue 27 Action Shots

Posted in Action Photos!, Issue Twenty-Seven with tags , , , , on June 9, 2012 by mohawko

Now presenting a set of Action Shots from our latest issue, warn by B.J. Jones around Dubuque, Iowa, during a weekly farmer’s market that starts up in the summer. Plenty of space for Benjamin King’s story to stretch its stubby legs. Larger than any life, here they are:

American Gothic Redux

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Flowers of Reparation

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The Foodstands of Your Life

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Strollin’

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Debbie Knows of Such Things

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Life Lessons

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The Open Iowan Road

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Prelude to Divorce

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Acoustics (Emotional Violence)

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Plenty of Fish

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What A Jam (!)

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Healthy Relationships Don’t Cut Corners

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Mega-thanks to B.J. Jones for wearing Benjamin’s story and giving us such an eclectic and colorful collection of photos. Many crowds to witness “The Argument.”

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